Introducing The New 2017 BATTLEBELL

Uglier than Nancy Grace without makeup

Texas A&M QB Johnny Manziel led the Aggies and their elusive spread offense to a 38-7 moral beat down of Mississippi State. Manziel scored TD's on his first 3 drives with his legs and arm. Meanwhile, State's defense just looked tired and confused. Like a dog getting run over by a corvette. Over and over again.

Not one good thing seemed to come from this game. The offense, forced to play catchup never got any rhythm. And the defense merely learned to slow the game down once it was clearly out of hand.

Maybe LSU will be nicer.